Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
Because they're missing two towers
They had reservations.
Teacher's aides
Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)
Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves
The flag is a big plus.