What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

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What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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What do you call a county that lacks a modern telecommunications system?

Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

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What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

What's an advantage of being Swiss?

The flag is a big plus.