What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

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Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

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What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.