What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.