What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

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What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear