What did the teacher call her intelligent yet self-harming student?

Her scar pupil.

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Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.