What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.

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What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

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Why can't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it

What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.