What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.

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What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.