What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

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Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

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What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.?

Hippo-critical.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.