Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.