Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

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Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

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What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

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How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!