What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

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What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

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What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

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What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents