What does a brick and your mom have in common?

They are both flat-chested and laid by Mexicans.

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Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

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The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

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Look ma, no hands!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

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We both get laid by hand.

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.