What does a brick and your mom have in common?

They are both flat-chested and laid by Mexicans.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.