What does a brick and your mom have in common?

They are both flat-chested and laid by Mexicans.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

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Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

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Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom?

Because she's trans-parent

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

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How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

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A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.