Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

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What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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Bad at golf?

Join the club.

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun