Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".

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What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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Algae-bras

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Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

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Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%