What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.

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What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

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What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.