What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!"

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What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."