What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

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What is the political correct term for hipster?

conjoined twins.

Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

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What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.