What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?

A dry martinez.