Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

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Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

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How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.