What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

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What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

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Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.