Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

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Why did the polynomial tree fall over?

It didn't have any real roots

Why is it that you never see a black person on a cruise?

They're not falling for that one again..

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!

Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally :)

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Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer