What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

Why do black men only have nightmares?

Because the last black man to have a dream got shot.