What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.