Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

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What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

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What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

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What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.