Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes?

Sneakers!!

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!