Because those men have got Stable jobs.
Tooth hurt-y.
He was too far out man!!
A futility knife.
He calls it a work of art.
A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)
Because the horse was too heavy to carry.
A man.
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
Because they love nitpicking.
What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses