Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment?

The moovies

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.