What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

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Dave Jokes More Dave Jokes

Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

What's Dave's favorite music genre?

Meta.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse ?

An Hippic fail.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.