What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What's Dave's favorite music genre?

Meta.

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What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis

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How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.