I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
1%
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!
The track is alright."
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
