I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
A pinat
Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers
Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.
Kids are their definition of a good time.
Getting all high and mighty
In mooments
1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.
1 AM feeling very sleepy.
The power is on and you're connected to the internet.
Ouch, that Hertz!"
You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !
The Andouille Decimal System
They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
