What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a .

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!