What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ?

A fair cop !

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

What do you call a lazy fan of the old Price is Right?

a Barker Lounger !