What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

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What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??

Slow down and maybe use some lube...

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw