What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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Namaste (better to say it aloud)

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw