Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
They cook their own gooses !
He didn't give a hoot !
B.
A bi-polar bear.
contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place
Me: Please hold all questions until the end.
Why do we have to do all the work
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!
Speak now or forever hold your pee!"
Because he always shoots the black one first.
A: They always scratch.
Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
