What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Wool Jokes More Wool Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.