What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

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How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Who does first?

Who dies first? No one cares. :/