What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

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What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

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How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

How many communists died during ww2?

not enough