Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...