How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

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How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

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Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

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How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.