How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

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What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

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Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

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What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.