What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?

Junk mail

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Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny..."

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What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre