How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

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Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

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Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

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What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

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Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.