How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

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Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

What do you give the guy who has everything?

Penicillin

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

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What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.