What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.