What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

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Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda

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What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

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What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.