What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

What is Yoda's last name?

Layhehoo

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

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What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

A: I'm holding Time Square!

How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.

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Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"