What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

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Clint Westwood

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Shoot him again.

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The brown streak.

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What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

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A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

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The pro-lease department

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service