The Secret Service
The heretic kept crossing the warp
Because prison showers aren't very good...
An elevator can raise a child.
A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.
The pro-lease department