What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

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What's the hardest number to say?

70 because after 69 your mouth's full.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

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What do you call a white supremacist with an IQ of 56?

Gifted.

What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens