What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

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What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

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What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

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What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

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How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)