What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

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What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.