What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

What do you call a black attorney?

A brotha-in-law

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits