Law suits!
T-shoes!
A bro-tato
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Law-suits
He was charged with battery.