What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

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What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

What do you call it when someone makes a slam-dunk wearing shiny handcuffs?

Boom-shackle-lacquer!

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Both have a very expensive retainer.

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How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!