What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

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Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

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What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.