What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

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Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

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What do tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work!

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Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.