Russell Jokes

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

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What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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What do cows sit on?

Couches

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A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP! :D

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

Pete Jokes More Pete Jokes

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Trouser Jokes More Trouser Jokes

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms