Russell Jokes

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

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What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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What do you call a river that's an actor?

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What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

What do you call a guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

What do you call a black with no arms?

Trustworthy.

Pete Jokes More Pete Jokes

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.