Russell Jokes

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

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What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Why do actors like snooker halls?

Because that's where they get their best cues.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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Pete Jokes More Pete Jokes

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What does a Gorilla attorney study?

The Law of the jungle!

Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs