Trouser Jokes

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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