Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

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Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason