What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

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What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

What is the longest sentence that a man can make?

I do.

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.

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Why doesnt ray charles see his friends ?

Because he is married .

What's Steve Irwin's least favorite movie?

Ray* (Sorry... Too soon)