What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

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Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

What do Caitlin Jenner and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

Manning was just a bit too much for them.

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

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Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

How do you say the name Ray in Jamaican?

Raymond