What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget