What do you call a man with no knees?

Toni

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What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.