What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

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Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

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What do you call a Mexican at the bottom of the ocean?

Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution.

What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

Knee Fish Jokes More Knee Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....