What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a terrorist with eight legs?

An Iraqnid.

What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel