What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

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What do you call?

What do you call a donkey with three legs?? A wonkey!!

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

What do you call a pile of frog dung?

Toad stools

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel