What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why would a dead girl lie?

Because she can't stand up.

What do you call lying furniture?

Untrustable

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

Russel Jokes More Russel Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.